Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

Left Field

November 8, 2007

Mornin’ ninjas…

A few miscellaneous items that might fancy your interest:



Labor of Love

October 2, 2007


*opens dungeon door*

Man I’ve been workin’.


You Need More People

September 20, 2007


“…It ain’t to play games wit’ you/it’s to aim at you…”

I was all for it.

At first.



September 14, 2007


“Let’s go crazy…”

It’s friday. I’m going to ramble a bit…


Operation “Save Curtis”: The Meltdown

September 11, 2007


I tried to have this done earlier this morning, but as you’ll find out, this one actually required some brain power on my part. Lemme tell you – after the first “Curtis” skit, people started requesting more, and more, and more. They were honestly getting harder to top. It’s been fun, but unfortunately this is probably the last installment of the “Curtis” series – unless more material presents itself. I spent a little bit more time on this one – please let me know if it’s better, or worse, than the others.

And now….without further ado:




Bored as Phuque

July 27, 2007


Vick should’ve shocked this Pitbull…

It’s friday…and I ain’t got shit to do, so I’m posting for the helluvit:


Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks…

July 9, 2007


Sundays are usually my day to (try to) relax, catch up on some sleep, and maybe watch a movie or two, so I caught Mr. Forrest Gump on the tube yesterday. Unless you’ve been living under a rock you know the story, so I’m not spoiling anything when I say that Jenny was one fucked up broad. I mean the whole abusive father thing had a big domino effect on her life, causing her to dabble in coke/heroin/kryptonite and keeping her trapped in abusive relationships. In fact if it wasn’t for the whole Vietnam thing, I would say that she had it worse than Forrest himself. But you have to wonder – could she have avoided all of this?


I Retract My Previous Hatin’….

July 6, 2007


I can’t front – it was dope.

Just enough action, just enough humor. Shia failed to disappoint, the 5 minute Bernie Mac scene was comedy, and Tyrese (I can’t believe I’m typing this) did not deliver any corny “I’m just here to get black people in those seats” lines….but then again that’s probably because he only had 4 lines throughout the whole thing. The robots (sans the cliché “THUG KILL NIGGA” Jazz) all had interesting personalities as well.


Less than meets the eye…

June 28, 2007

As July 3rd approaches, I was wondering whether or not I should ruin my childhood memories by going to see the new live action Transformers movie. While watching my newly copped Best of He-Man DVD the other day, I realized that I was still shittin’ in pampers the year Transformers the cartoon debuted, and the only thing I remembered from the show was the gattdamn theme music (I was a gifted toddler – ask about me).