Archive for the ‘Cognac-induced behavior’ Category


October 19, 2007


Whaddittizz and whaddittbelike.

This morning I came to the realization that no one reads my blog anymore due to me hardly ever posting. SO….



Operation “Save Curtis”: The Meltdown

September 11, 2007


I tried to have this done earlier this morning, but as you’ll find out, this one actually required some brain power on my part. Lemme tell you – after the first “Curtis” skit, people started requesting more, and more, and more. They were honestly getting harder to top. It’s been fun, but unfortunately this is probably the last installment of the “Curtis” series – unless more material presents itself. I spent a little bit more time on this one – please let me know if it’s better, or worse, than the others.

And now….without further ado:




Blogger Blockin’

August 29, 2007



Remember that whole “I’m gonna post more” thing? Yeah…I lied. Sue me…I’ll be happy to hand over my collection of Lawrence Welk CDs and Sam Bowie’s Rookie Basketball card. I’m stanky rich. Anyway…on to today’s post…


*Blank Stare*

August 23, 2007


“Career crook/Get ya career took/I’m back like a brassiere hook…” – Lil’ Wayne

It’s been a pretty busy week for ya boy. You already know. Grindin’. Anyway…


Beautiful…I Just Want You To Know…

July 5, 2007


Its as simple as this:

Step 1: Pop 2-3 Vitamin B-12 pills

Step 2: mix 1 oz Hennessy® cognac with 1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Step 3: Hold on to your slippers, Dorothy…

This little pagan ritual is known as the “Beautiful” – a mixed cognac beverage known for it’s classy look, and for it’s unique taste.