Whaddittizz and whaddittbelike.
This morning I came to the realization that no one reads my blog anymore due to me hardly ever posting. SO….
I figured I’d just humor myself and type the first thing that comes to my mind w/ out really editing or thinking about it (seatbelts please). Now I know some of you are thinking to your imaginary selves: how will this be any different from what you usually post Phuque? Well the answer is simple really…it won’t you silly goose. The beauty of my blog is that I’m too busy to edit and the thining part hurts. See that? That typographical error?? I REFUSE to hit backspace. I’m that thorough.
For the past week there has been a lotta ish goin’ on. Ladies and gentlemen – other countries are joining forces to conspire against this great country of ours – and the end is nigh. Yes people…while you were watching Ellen weep in despair over some fucking dog and crankin’ that Soulja Boy (or whatever the fuck) while watching 106 & Park in front of your rent-to-own 57″ Sony plasma TV, North and South Korea were having the BEST WEEK EVER. Ohhh you think I’m gonna elaborate? Discuss??
FUCK you. GOOGLE it. (c) Pain In Da Ass
Speaking of ignorance, Nasir Jones broke the emergency glass, pulled out the ether, and reports confirm that Jesse Jackson and the NAACP’s soul are, in fact, still burning slow. Now, don’t get me wrong – theoretically, they had reason to
once again capitalize on the free publicity worry….but we’re talking about Nasir Jones! The rapper that made it cool to owe him back like you owe your rent to read books & shit! The nigga that convinced Curtis Jackson – one of the SMARTEST rappers to bless the mic with his monotonous, robot-like lyrics – that reading is FUNdamental!! Sheeit, why you think Curtsy is in all these interviews talkin’ ’bout reading is for dumb ninjas? He don’t want ya’ll to figure out how he got stanky rich! *Supermans*
So if you haven’t already heard, word on the e-streets is that me and a few of my blogging friends are working on something super stupid dope. Can’t really go into details at this point…but best believe it’s on like the cable after I get paid today. I’ll post more next week.
*youtubes 106 & Park*