“Career crook/Get ya career took/I’m back like a brassiere hook…” – Lil’ Wayne
It’s been a pretty busy week for ya boy. You already know. Grindin’. Anyway…
Yesterday I was having a little conversation with Ms. green eyes over @ Southern Comfort about this wonderful blogging game. One particular thing we both agree on is that we want to avoid becoming the cliché “complaining blogger” that our faithful, ferret-like readers become tired of. Based on this conversation, I’ve decided to get a couple of things off my e-chest – and I promise, I’ll never complain again.**
Phuque on “We Got To Do Better” (aka “Hot Ghetto Mess”):
Have you ever been so shocked at something that was intended to be funny that you couldn’t even laugh, even though you wanted to? This happened to me last night. Ladies and gentlemen – coonery is real. It exists in our homes, streets, and on our television. Charlie Murphy should wear a kufi so I can slap that shit right-the-hell off. I have never seen a show reach for a laugh so much in my life. As far as footage goes, on the street “interviews”, clips from the “Bum Fights” DVD series, and…well that’s pretty much it.
Now if you happen to get really bored in between mocking
black stupid black people (since smart black people don’t exist on BET) and you happen to Google yourself (I’m willing to bet that he misspells his own name, hence the errors above), hopefully you’ll come across this site, read this, and immediately kill yourself.
Ok….maybe not kill yourself. But Chaalie – you got to do better.
Phuque on Kanye vs. Curtis:
If you’ve ever read any of my little “Operation: Save “Curtis”” scenes then you pretty much have my opinion on the whole thing. I know the whole “good vs. evil” thing is all in fun, but lets all put the pom-poms down and take this into consideration:
KanYe West: Rocafella/Def Jam/Universal Records
50 Cent: Shady/Aftermath/Interscope/Universal Records
Now I don’t know about ya’ll, but my God tells me that there’s treachery afoot (c) Stewie Gilligan Griffin. KanYe outsells Curtis, Universal gets stanky rich. Curtis outsells KanYe, Universal gets stanky rich. Tall Israelis is runnin’ this rap shit.
We all lose.
Phuque on the Forbes Hip Hop Cash Kings List:
With all of that being said, more Hip-hop scenes are coming when I have the time, and I’m gonna try to post more often seeing as how people actually like what I write (yes….I am shocked as well). Oh yeah:
“Just Who I Am: Poets & Pirates”
**About these particular things. Why you readin’ the fuckin’ disclaimer anyway?