Bored as Phuque

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Vick should’ve shocked this Pitbull…

It’s friday…and I ain’t got shit to do, so I’m posting for the helluvit:

Phuque on Michael Vick:

First of all, I don’t understand the way this man thinks. If I was stanky rich, and more importantly a black athlete, I would try to stay away from anything incriminating. But no, this ninja wanna act like he’s never heard of racism in sports before. Go kick your feet up on an island somewhere. Have a mojito. Find something to do other than shocking and hanging dogs for not shitting where you wanted them to. I personally don’t care if they put him under the jail….mostly because he was of his own free will. Negro you know how the media spins these situations. Black athlete + the law = “we gon’ have us a hangin’!”

IMO you’re getting what you deserve.

Phuque on Lindsay Lohan:

There are a few people in this world (Paris Hilton, George Bush, Rick James, R.I.P.) who can do what they want and get away with it. Lindsay Lohan is not one of these people. The delusional red-headed stepchild of the rich and famous is gettin’ locked up, and hopefully they won’t let her out (word to the yodeling keebler elf). Its time for somebody to step up and smack these bitches around a little as an example to the youth that follow their every move.

Put that bitch under the jail with Vick….you might end up with a “shocking” sex tape (Ha-ha-ha).

Phuque on Pimp C:

N!&&a you’re wack. Your interviews are funny as hell, but you’re wack. Southern artists pay you enough respect by shouting you out and letting you jump on their song. They are doing you a FAVOR. You weren’t saying shit about Atlanta when you jumped on dropped a verse on “Front 2 Back” and did that interlude on the “King” album were you? Bun B has got to be somewhere shaking his head right now…

Phuque on Tim Donaghy:

You have single-handedly ruined my interest in basketball. I’m sure it was you who gave Rasheed Wallace his 1,000,000th technical foul too. Prick. He’s one of those cats that just looks like an asshole too. But he’s white so they’ll probably just make him do a couple of “problem gambler” PSAs though (c) landLORD. BBID.

I feel better now…

Enjoy your weekend.

14 Responses to “Bored as Phuque”

  1. hoodtalk.org Says:

    good post

  2. Big Homie Says:

    I see your trip back to the Bat cave was done. Great post.

    Vick should be locked up, Lohan should be locked up, Donaghy should never ref again and Pimp C should go back to taking Geography lessons. Since when did a time zones make what region an area is from. Miami..Atlantic time and its not the south? Miami is like the most southern location in the US

    His interview was priceless though for laughs. LMAO

  3. Phuque Says:

    >>Since when did a time zones make what region an area is from. Miami..Atlantic time and its not the south? Miami is like the most southern location in the US

    ^^You know?? Read a book dammit.

  4. The-XFacta Says:

    Good post here… I think all these people should kill themselves..

  5. Phuque Says:

    The-XFacta Says:
    July 27th, 2007 at 11:59 am edit

    Good post here… I think all these people should kill themselves..

    ^^lol…I wouldn’t go that far….but they definitely shouldn’t pro-create…

  6. AzIz Says:

    Pimp C is not wack! Lol. I don’t know why I love an artist who is prolly one of the most misogynistic rappers out there but every since Ridin Dirty (when I was too young to be listening to that shit) I have loved Pimp and Bun’s music. That nigga knows Atlanta is in the south, he even admitted to that shit @ the end…he was just tryin to make a point about the faggotry. Anyway nah he aint the most lyrical mufucka but his stage presence/persona/realness and etc. makes up for it.

    Oh and Phuque I’m feeling your blog…gotta start stoppin thru more often.

  7. Phuque Says:

    >>Oh and Phuque I’m feeling your blog…gotta start stoppin thru more often.

    ^^Thanks….you’re welcome here anytime Ms. Shanti…

  8. Rey aka Will Emo Swagger Says:

    I’d still nail Lindsay Lohan to the wall.

    For real tho’, some people just need to have Holy Fire slapped outta them.

    Good Post.

  9. pockets Says:

    sweet post phuque, even better cuz i agree with everything

    …and yes shanti….pimp c is indeed WACKK

  10. No Jamz...Don't! Says:

    Pimp C is decent in a group setting (UGK), but as a solo artist he’s forgettable! As far as Lindsey & the crooked ref, I could careless about them two. Vick has ruined his life with this scandal, but if and when he gets back on his feet, I hope the Detroit Lions can pick him up…LOL! Even as a dog killing felon, we can still use him on the squad!

  11. green eyes Says:

    lol.. GREAT post. Love the uninhibited Phuqueisms

  12. Big Homie Says:

    Someone is slackin with the post. Turn the porn off and get to work homie

  13. Big Homie Says:

    *not meaning slackin in the quality of this post, I meant doing another post*

  14. Phuque Says:

    >>Turn the porn off and get to work homie

    ^^How did you know?

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