Vick should’ve shocked this Pitbull…
It’s friday…and I ain’t got shit to do, so I’m posting for the helluvit:
Phuque on Michael Vick:
First of all, I don’t understand the way this man thinks. If I was stanky rich, and more importantly a black athlete, I would try to stay away from anything incriminating. But no, this ninja wanna act like he’s never heard of racism in sports before. Go kick your feet up on an island somewhere. Have a mojito. Find something to do other than shocking and hanging dogs for not shitting where you wanted them to. I personally don’t care if they put him under the jail….mostly because he was of his own free will. Negro you know how the media spins these situations. Black athlete + the law = “we gon’ have us a hangin’!”
IMO you’re getting what you deserve.
Phuque on Lindsay Lohan:
There are a few people in this world (Paris Hilton, George Bush, Rick James, R.I.P.) who can do what they want and get away with it. Lindsay Lohan is not one of these people. The delusional red-headed stepchild of the rich and famous is gettin’ locked up, and hopefully they won’t let her out (word to the yodeling keebler elf). Its time for somebody to step up and smack these bitches around a little as an example to the youth that follow their every move.
Put that bitch under the jail with Vick….you might end up with a “shocking” sex tape (Ha-ha-ha).
Phuque on Pimp C:
N!&&a you’re wack. Your interviews are funny as hell, but you’re wack. Southern artists pay you enough respect by shouting you out and letting you jump on their song. They are doing you a FAVOR. You weren’t saying shit about Atlanta when you jumped on dropped a verse on “Front 2 Back” and did that interlude on the “King” album were you? Bun B has got to be somewhere shaking his head right now…
Phuque on Tim Donaghy:
You have single-handedly ruined my interest in basketball. I’m sure it was you who gave Rasheed Wallace his 1,000,000th technical foul too. Prick. He’s one of those cats that just looks like an asshole too. But he’s white so they’ll probably just make him do a couple of “problem gambler” PSAs though (c) landLORD. BBID.
I feel better now…
Enjoy your weekend.