Make yourself at home…

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When it comes to the Portland Trailblazers, I try not to get my hopes up anymore. After that whole Sam Bowie/Michael Jordan incident back in ’84, it seems as though the Blazers have been cursed with only being able to draft or trade for drug users (Stoudamire and Rasheed…smh), drug smugglers (Stoudemire again), THUG KILLA NIGGAs (Sebastian Telfair), and worst of all – white cats with no jumpers (besides Danny Ainge). Granted Clyde “The Glide” did lead us to a few good playoff runs back in the day, showing the world that most we could actually make a couple of Finals appearances. But like Ricky Bobby says: “If yer not first, yer last.”

So with a #1 draft pick this year (thanks to an astounding record of 32-50) we’ve selected Mr. Greg Oden, and we’re shipping Zach Randolph’s ass clear across the country for Steve Francis and Channing Frye. Now I honestly don’t care what this does for our team, because like I said – I don’t get my hopes up anymore. But what I will say is that judging by the pic above, Oden should fit right in here at the “Land of the Snow Bunny“, and I look forward to knowing somebody who knows somebody who is friends with Oden’s security guard at his future Lake Oswego mansion (if he’s anything like Zach then I’m sure he’s gonna party like a rockstar).

With that being said, welcome to Portland Mr. Oden….and here’s to another boring Blazer season full of lots of arrests and more off-the-court excitement….I can’t wait.

12 Responses to “Make yourself at home…”

  1. 911 Says:

    Way to aim low phuque…good job buddy…

  2. Phuque Says:

    Way to aim low phuque…good job buddy…

    ^^you forgot to hit the sarcasm button.

  3. YOUNG CHIEF KILLA THUG Says:

    fuck sabestian telfair ( nhoc ) he aint no real killa thug….he’s just got real killa thugs like me on the payroll…..holla…

  4. Gseven Says:

    lol @ the pic. that snow bunny could get twist though.

  5. Phuque Says:

    >>that snow bunny could get twist though.

    ^^Yessurr….I ain’t mad at him…

  6. Joe vs 88 (in stores nevuary 31) Says:

    Nice pic, that scallywop look like she throwing it back on ole oden, lol

  7. Rey aka PWYH's John McClain Says:

    *burp*

  8. The-XFacta Says:

    Greg Oden got him a dime piece…..

  9. Big Homie Says:

    White girls swallow easily as breathing itself. Congrats Oden

  10. Gorgeous Gangsta a.k.a Your Cutie a.k.a Hardbody Says:

    You from portland bitch nigga?

  11. Phuque Says:

    # Gorgeous Gangsta a.k.a Your Cutie a.k.a Hardbody Says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    You from portland bitch nigga?

    ^^*Circle’s crib*

    Send the goons…

  12. Joe 88 Says:

    Tall black man + snow bunny = rape case (c) kobe bryant

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