As July 3rd approaches, I was wondering whether or not I should ruin my childhood memories by going to see the new live action Transformers movie. While watching my newly copped Best of He-Man DVD the other day, I realized that I was still shittin’ in pampers the year Transformers the cartoon debuted, and the only thing I remembered from the show was the gattdamn theme music (I was a gifted toddler – ask about me).
Anyway, the trailer makes the movie look surprisingly average, besides all of the big budget special effects of course. Shia LaBeouf is a fairly decent actor (as seen on Project Greenlight), Megan Fox is a small piece of iCandy ((c) iFux), and Tyrese’s acting will be complete wackery as usual. My prediction is that, like every other below average cartoon/comic book remake, Transformers’ first 2 weeks at the box office will bring in 40 gajillion dollars….followed by Catwoman numbers the third week. Thus, by my logic, I should wait for the DVD.
Unless of course they include the theme song in the intro.